Awkward situations abound in life, and they can be particularly difficult to resolve. Because of this, I’ve developed a number of techniques for dealing with awkward situations when they arise.
Currently, my favorite technique is prolonged eye contact with intermittent sexy growling.
All too often, this results in the police arriving on the scene.
But, that’s just more opportunities for sexy growling.
(*Results may vary. WARNING: Do not attempt to sexy growl at the police while being black.)